You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
