Who wears a wallet chain?!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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