you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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