have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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