Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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