is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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