That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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