Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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