Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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