I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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