I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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