yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
should my penis look like a turkey
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
