So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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