Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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