I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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