Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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