we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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