My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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