I got chris browned last night
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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