How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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