The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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