White coat. Heels.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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