just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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