dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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