Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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