redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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