this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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