I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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