This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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