I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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