Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My vagina is very pro this idea
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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