the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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