Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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