You can't motorboat a personality
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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