There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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