Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
its not stalking. its research.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Holy sore nipples Batman
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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