im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
