i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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