so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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