Can Purell be used as lube?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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