Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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