Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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