If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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