I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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