oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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