the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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