You're completely useless in the revolution.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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