I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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