Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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