did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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