Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize