so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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