Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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