Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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