doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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