i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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