Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
tell me about the fingering
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